Monday, October 20, 2008

A Falmouth Man!

A Falmouth man picks up a hooker.
'How much do you charge an hour?' he asks.
'£10,' she replies.
He says, 'Do you do Beacon style?'
'No,' she says.
'I pay you £20 to do it Beacon style.'
'No,' she says, not knowing what Beacon style is.
'I pay you £30'
'No,' she says.
'I pay you £40.'
'No,' she says.
So finally he says,
'OK, I pay you £100 to do it Beacon style.'
She thinks, 'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years. I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of Cornwall. How bad could Beacon style be?''
So she agrees and has sex with him.
They do it in every conceivable way and in every possible position. Finally, after several hours,they finish.
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, 'Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting.
But that was good. So what exactly is 'Beacon style'?'
The man replies, 'You send the bill to Social Services.'

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